reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

lovefigures:

Submission:
Hello hello! 
feeling bold and curvy everyday of the year :)
xx Rosenasty 

housewifeswag:

hey you

stop scrolling

I just want to remind you how strong you are

and that I care a lot about you

life is a cycle of highs and lows but good times are ahead

so keep your head up 

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."
(via katrinez)